“get his ass” is such an inherently funny phrase
reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die
i wanna fuck and then die
cicadas the lot of you
me after i tell people to leave me alone
i’m a simple person; anything happens, i cry
me watching a romance, enjoying it but knowing fully well i’ll never experience that in my life:
Y’all will not fucking believe the ad I saw at the mall today
when ur in a really bad mood and one mildly inconvenient thing happens
Therapist: “And what do we say when life disappoints us”
Me: “Called it”
Therapist: “no”
